Christmas Countdown Quotes Funny

Howard Cosell

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22-11-2024

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The countdown to Christmas is on! While the excitement builds, let's inject some humor into the holiday hustle with these funny Christmas countdown quotes:

Short & Sweet Christmas Countdown Quotes

• "Only __ days until I can legally eat all the Christmas cookies without judgment."
• "My blood type is eggnog positive."
• "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas... but if it snows, I'm staying inside."
• "Santa's coming... better hide the evidence."
• "Christmas: the only time of year it's acceptable to wear pajamas all day."

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes About Stress

• "I'm not stressed, I'm just preparing for Christmas by experiencing mild panic attacks."
• "Christmas shopping: My cardio for the year."
• "I've got 99 problems, but a Christmas tree ain't one (yet)."
• "Surviving Christmas, one questionable family gathering at a time."
• "Dear Santa, please send help... and wine."

Sarcastic Christmas Countdown Quotes

• "Christmas spirit? More like Christmas spirt... I need a drink."
• "My Christmas list is short: peace, quiet, and a nap."
• "I'm not saying I'm cheap, but my Christmas gift wrapping is recycled newspaper."
• "I love Christmas... except for the parts that are stressful."
• "Christmas is coming... which means it's almost time to go back to regular scheduling of eating cookies and ignoring responsibilities."

Funny Christmas Countdown Quotes About Food

• "On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... a stomach ache."
• "I'm on a sugar-free diet... starting tomorrow." (Said every day until after Christmas)
• "Dear Santa, please bring me enough cookies to last until Easter."
• "I'm not drooling, it's Christmas spirit... and eggnog."
• "May your days be merry and bright... and full of delicious food!"

Remember: Share these quotes with your friends and family to spread some holiday cheer (and laughter)! And don't forget the most important part of Christmas: spending quality time with loved ones. Happy Holidays!